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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 10:08pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 10:45pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 4:25pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 8:28pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 4:15pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:08pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 5:07am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:56pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 4:50pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 2:24am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:15pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 3:17am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 9:03pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 11:47pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 9:06pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 10:39pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 9:25pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 3:46pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 4:13pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:31pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 10:23pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:00pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 5:03pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 8:43pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 11:56pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 5:55pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 10:18pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:45pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 4:28pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 10:05pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 7:49pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 31 May, 2014 @ 11:56pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
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