I’ve denounced my ethnicity
In favor of something more kawaii
Claim the land of the rising sun
Where One Piece comes from.

I’ve learned all of the dance moves
To the openings of my favorite cartoons
I say itadakimasu when I eat
This pretty much makes me Japanese.

There’s more to japan than
J-pop, Harajuku, Dragonball z.
More to the language than sugoi and kawaii.

Eat sushi all you want like One Punch Man.
By all means be a fan of japan

THAT’S FINE! BUT JUST DON’T CROSS THE LINE
Cause If you run with your arms to the side.
Cause If the only thing that gives you an erection,
is your body pillow and your sword collection.

You are a weeb!!


Theres a lot wrong in this world, but theres something wrong with you
If the thought of new pokemon
Makes you bust a nut-eru.
why’s your profile picture on linkedin…
Mikasa from attack on titan!

Neko, TSUNDERE,
lolicon, YANDERE,
If you only know these words.

You’re a BAKA! You’re waifu is stupid.
A falcon punch is what you deserve.


Don’t ♥♥♥♥ with me!
I’ll let you know that anger raises my CHI.
Talk ♥♥♥♥ on anime and I swear to god
You’ll make me turn super saiyan 3!