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Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house
Not a creature was stirrin
Not even a mouse
Mom at the ♥♥♥♥♥ house
Dad smokin grass
I just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
I heard a big clatter
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter
When out on the lawn i saw a big ♥♥♥♥
I knew right then it must be Saint Nick
He come down the chimney like a bat out of hell
I knew at that moment the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ had fell
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber ♥♥♥♥ 4 my brother the queer
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart
The fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blew my chimney apart
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight
To hell with u all Im gettin some ♥♥♥♥♥ 2 night!!!!
Seasons greetings! Moneys short,
Times r hard.
Heres ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Christmas greeting!