I can lift a fully grown horse above my Head while standing on one foot, for a wager I once ate an entire bottle of rat posion and then ran several miles in the ♥♥♥♥. I cannot feel pain, I can see 3 miles un-aided by a lens, No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro man and a rare deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and the vatican have signed a formal document confirming I have no soul. I once led a moderate right-wing deathsquad that ruled over Japan for a thousand Years. I have eaten all of my own children, born of my wife Hilda. I single handley firebombed dresden and I am also responsible for the refugee crisis and ISIS.