Recent reviews by McCormick

Bennett Foddy should take notes when it comes to the vehicle controls and physics on player.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Karl!

This game is the very definition of something that's so bad it's glorious. It's Wolfenstein's special cousin, and the unquestionable champion of the video game version of the Special Olympics! On top of that, it also somehow manages to be slow- and fast paced action at the same time! At the SAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME! Breaking all the known laws of physics.

The game starts of with the very action traditional hot pursuit, like straight out from it's respectable TV-tropes article, where the player gets the use the worst machine gun in the history of war which only redeems itself with unlimited bullets without a need to reload and any risk of overheating. Magical! It is also a wonder how in the hell the scene still manages to feel fast paced when in comparison the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grannies with their shopping carts in a supermarket would seem like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ direct descendants of Hermes himself.

After the chase, you get to have a little target practice with an unlimited supply of medkits and ammo while your NPC partners see's a padlock for the first time in her miserable life, and spends some quality time figuring out what is that sorcery keeping this seemingly wimpy gate closed despite all her efforts to let you through it.

She's actually not the only one struggling with the doors in this game, as throughout it they seem to make a perfect Nazi repellent, bullet proof shield and in terms, have a similiar effect on them as the little flashy device from MIB. Somebody should have told that to the Polish back in the late thirties.

The game also loves to use the traditional "let's spawn ♥♥♥♥ ton of enemies here and play some action music" trope to keep the player busy. This actually is quite fun thanks to the "Emotion" thing, which basically gives the player ability to act like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ God of War for a short span of time. Blurring the vision and allowing the player to move slightly faster, almost at a drunken plumber in the street of Dublin at 5AM Sunday morning velocity.

There would be hellava lot more to say about this glorious beast of a game, but I'd say it's way better to experience first hand. Just remember, trying to hold down aim and shoot at the same time will confuse the character and make him do the dance of his people instead of actually firing his gun. This goes very well with the otherwise very confusing melee animation.

10/10 Would Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh again.

Short and fun, kept me entertained.

Recommended for those who are seeking for a quick adventure to pass time. Puzzles are not too complicated, yet the world can be slightly disorienting enough to give you a small challenge with them time after time. Game is very smooth to play and there are hardly, if any, issues at all with the gameplay. The story is interesting enough to make you want to go through it, and it's short enough for a single session.

Nice little interactive bed time story.