Recent reviews by StratOFerus

I thought this game would be at least somewhat funny. And the gameplay tolerable. But it's neither, it feels like old Star Academy, back before it got taken out the waves. And the gameplay feels clunky, movement is rough, and HOW DOES ONE MAKE A METROIDVANIA LAGGY ?

Amazing game. Great graphic design, superb music, a story that has pulled my heart strings on many occasions.

While I would go for every achievement, I am content with not doing the dying 500 and 1000 times. I will take that in stride.

Between the AI voice for the intro cutscene, the clunky dialogue that feels poorly written, and the arena UI tutorial not even working properly...

Either this game will be properly made at one point later on and I'll buy it again then, or I'll otherwise not recommend this game. There are better strategy games out there.

There is something satisfying about looking at your factory sections work smoothly to produce one type of shape.

A very cute stealth game, with a very good boy who hasn't done anything wrong except being who he is. He deserves hugs and pats. And maybe a muzzle.

Great game.
Love the combat system.
The story is horrifying.

THE IMPLICATIONS !
THE IMPLICATIONS !

My gf blasted a load on me and has blown my back out. I mean she delivered a cluster bomb and deleted all of my members at once.

10/10 would die again for Managed Democracy

Edit : Unfortunately, Sony decided to be dumb, and kill this game with their own 2 hands by forcing everyone to make a PSN account, even those who can't. We will make our voices heard ! For Super Earth ! Sony will never take us !

Edit 2 : Over the lapse of a weekend, the entire Helldivers 2 community formed an union, and kicked Sony back to the greedy grotto they came from. The french blood within me is happy, and here's to this never happening again. May Liberty speed your step, helldiver !

Short and sweet. Loving the comedy and the combat mechanics.

I captured several human being and put them in a sensory depravation cube, where they will never feel hunger, sleep, pain, or anything really, for the crime of being in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way.

10/10 best game.

♥♥♥♥ Flowerman.

All my homies hate Flowerman.

10/10 spoopy yet funny game