Recent reviews by StratOFerus

There is something satisfying about looking at your factory sections work smoothly to produce one type of shape.

A very cute stealth game, with a very good boy who hasn't done anything wrong except being who he is. He deserves hugs and pats. And maybe a muzzle.

Great game.
Love the combat system.
The story is horrifying.

THE IMPLICATIONS !
THE IMPLICATIONS !

My gf blasted a load on me and has blown my back out. I mean she delivered a cluster bomb and deleted all of my members at once.

10/10 would die again for Managed Democracy

Edit : Unfortunately, Sony decided to be dumb, and kill this game with their own 2 hands by forcing everyone to make a PSN account, even those who can't. We will make our voices heard ! For Super Earth ! Sony will never take us !

Edit 2 : Over the lapse of a weekend, the entire Helldivers 2 community formed an union, and kicked Sony back to the greedy grotto they came from. The french blood within me is happy, and here's to this never happening again. May Liberty speed your step, helldiver !

Short and sweet. Loving the comedy and the combat mechanics.

I captured several human being and put them in a sensory depravation cube, where they will never feel hunger, sleep, pain, or anything really, for the crime of being in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way.

10/10 best game.

♥♥♥♥ Flowerman.

All my homies hate Flowerman.

10/10 spoopy yet funny game

Been playing it since the Early Access. It's a very good game, with some pretty good synergies.
Sometimes synergies so good you deal 1k damage per hit, but ya know XD

Ya know, I was thinking of being merciful about this game. Give it a chance, ya know ?

Online only would've been fine enough... if only the servers weren't completely trash, and ESPECIALLY if they didn't hide a solo game feature inside a debug menu. They could've easily patched it in, but they didn't.
I'm writing this on the third day it came out. I thought that with the general discontentment, I would've had an easier time queueing for a game.
But then I got hit by a Matchmaking error. Immediately.

I'm giving this game a week.

I ended up in an area that requires a bit of trap dodging in order to pass the entrance. Then after passing through an area with enemies scattered, I opened a path to a shortcut to the second floor of the entrance, where a puzzle was located. Then, after solving the puzzle, I got a fight against a corrupted enemy, and behind that a special item. But in the item's room, there was a path leading below, with a locked door. After looking for the hidden key for it, I opened the door, got through another trap corridor, and got a fancy armour.
But then on the way back, I went through a path with invisible floors, used a special item I needed to interact with in order to reveal it to be a key, and open the door on the other side of the invisible bridge. Which gives a pretty good item inside, but then ALSO there was an illusion wall, leading to a crown that emits light. But then, after getting out and showing that crown to a specific NPC, I get a ring that interacts with it.

All that to say, this game is really dope. I finished it in Apocalypse difficulty, and attempting Hardcore mode now for the special rewards. I heavily recommend.

Update : I just beaten the game in Hardcore mode, and it was cathartic. The weapon you get from doing it is not only cool looking, but also damn good.
I'm gonna continue playing with friends, and when the DLC will come out. In the meantime, it's been a good journey.