just a moment, I’m still high and need to peel this clementine

Alien: ZHQTS HQPPENING
Alien: QQQQQQQQQQQQQHHHH

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ayyyy★y★☆☆yyy lmao

3:09 PM - Alien: 2irrenspoible
3:09 PM - Alien: irresponsible*

6:53 PM - ( ͡ ʖ ͡): that's now hot this WORKS

Who says that the grass is too tiny to contain great love in its heart? It can reward the sun with a magnificent Spring.

Thankcue. Thankcue. Thankcue. Thankcue. Thankcue. Even my wife... Was merciless. Do you think...? If James Madison were here today, he would be first insulted, then angered, then saddened. I love to eat Tang donuts... Through the night. You insult... Me. You insulted the dishwasher. My great-grandfather found... The Cambodian donuts, as opposed to the old country donuts, for the first time. A certain congressman from Texas... Was first insulted, then angered, then insulted, while righting a let

Alien: I wish somebody would turn my body into a helicopter after I die

StoneFrog: yeah it's inconsinsteitn

Alien: I suppose I should give ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Abomination a try

Alien: No ideq ,qn Mv
Alien: oh god
Alien: ,y lqyout szitched to french
Alien: OH GOD
StoneFrog: how
Alien: ZHQTS HQPPENING
Alien: QQQQQQQQQQQQQHHHH

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