Dude we have one REALLY serious problem man. Alright, when you went to prison dude you left the tv on and I cant find the remote. Swear to god, I need that remote. I can't just keep getting up to change the channel. It's not funny...

Hey bro, it's been awhile since we've talked last, but it's your friend Seraphic from back in college. We used to tear it up on the football field and those butt chugs you did at all the frat parties were insane! Although you may have enjoyed it a little too much ... you were a butt chug animal! Next time you're in town we should hit the clubs again, but this time try not to scare all the hoes away by talking about League of Legends. Later tater!

Hey man, it's Keith from the college football team how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games, some things never change! Hey are you still watching those chinese cartoons? Forgot what you call em. I never had time for video games and ♥♥♥♥ like that, I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro, call me and we can hit the clubs sometime.

+rep, friendly trader and best player