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20 of 72 (28%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 12:43pm

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:34am

Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 1:09pm

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 1:50pm

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
Unlocked 23 May, 2015 @ 1:58pm

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:43am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:45am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 1:46am

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 9:03am

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 9:05am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 9:14am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 5:30am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 9:02am

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 5:30am

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 5:30am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 5:32am

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:13am

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 9:18am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:15am

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 24 May, 2015 @ 8:16am



Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.

Patriot

America won the war.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.