Static
Dakota Slater   Washington, United States
 
 
“If people are doubting how far you can go, go so far that you can’t hear them anymore.” – Michele Ruiz
Currently Offline
About Me
ADV Rifler for Villainous
FPL, Rank G, 3.6k Elo
Twitter
Twitch [www.twitch.tv]
ESEA [play.esea.net]
FaceIt [www.faceit.com]
HLTV [www.hltv.org]

LAN
- 1st 2023 Intel InfernaLAN Centralia (Static, Icezz, Tiz, Jahmez, Kos)
- 8th 2018 GameTyrant Salt Lake (Static, Tiz, Ahkil, Icezz, Zynxx)
Screenshot Showcase
Aluminum assuming the position.
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Artwork Showcase
Certificate
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Favorite Game
Famous Friend Quotes
After years of gaming on consoles and listening to pre-pubescent boys describe to me how they slept with my mother on more than one occasion, I decided to make the switch. Yes, I put down my controller declaring "no more!". No more will I deal with inferior graphics. No more will I deal with the laboring task of changing batteries. No more, I say, to a yearly subscription for services that are nothing more than an "ad"venture.

I heard tales of the PC world, that sounded too tall to be anything resembling reality. It sounded like a land of spells and Fairies; where Unicorns got their Starbucks for free and where Santa was actually a healthy, adult weight. I didn't believe it all to be true. But then I was shown the light. Much like a Deer in the headlights of an oncoming vehicle, I was stunned, frozen in my tracks, as a friend of mine allowed me to see his experience on the PC. My jaw fell, nearly cracking his keyboard into two equal halves. "How do I become a part of this other worldly experience?", I said softly. He replied, "You must build. Build your dream machine. Choose your technological weapons and fight with us." I took heed of his words.

Racing home as fast I as I could and as straight as the crow flies, I logged on to the internet and chose the guts that would become my weapon of PC war. With a click of the "checkout" button, my journey was half over. In no time at all, a man in a brown uniform knocked on my door. "I bring you tidings of PC joy, my liege.", he said. With a grin, I replied "Thank you, brown knight. Place the boxes on yonder floor." It was like a castle. A fortress of boxes containing the ultimate power in the universe. Swiftly I began cutting open each box, one by one, each time revealing another piece of the puzzle.

The building process began with a small drop of sweat on my brow and with surgical precision I pieced together my prize. Motherboard here. CPU there. Graphics card over here. Plug in this, screw down that. The process was easier than I had anticipated. All that was left was to give a slight push to the power button. So I did. And, lo, the beast awoke with a thunderous whirrrrr-ing of the fans! I was taken aback. "IT'S ALIVE!", I shouted. My dream machine was born.

I now live in a world where my mother can live safely, without the threat of boys lusting after her. Where women and men are ladies and gentlemen. Where everyone says "GG" as a sign of respect to one another after a hard fought battle. I have found my new home. And for that, I say: Thank you, PC community. Thank you.

Sircreepalot:

-"Whatttt the ♥♥♥♥♥?!"

-"Static! That is not Ok!"

Lasco:

-"Hit her with no condom, make her eat her plan B"'

Jay:

-"Not with that attitude"

-*comes back heavy breathing* "Sorry guys, was eating my Pizza"

-"Eric, are you Indian?"

-"Hey Static..."

-"God your so vbad"

-"Ok, dawg"

-"I dont get it"

-"I swear to god, call me that again, and ill suck your ♥♥♥♥."

-" Isnt a virginity a type of car"

-" Wait, Kobe Bryant died?"

Oatz:

- "Bro device has as many mvps as you been alive in years. How does that not make sense."4-23-2021

About Me:

Computer Specs:
-RTX 4070
-Intel i9 12900k
-16gb ram ddr4 (8x2)
-MSI z670 Motherboard

Hardware:
Mouse- Logitech G-PRO superlight
MousePad- LianLi XL
Keyboard- Logitech G915
Webcam- Logitech C920
Monitor- Acer 250hz 1ms response 27"
Recent Activity
7,969 hrs on record
last played on 13 Mar
858 hrs on record
last played on 13 Mar
48 hrs on record
last played on 6 Mar
solderboy 3 Mar @ 6:13pm 
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Buzadwyn 14 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58am 
+rep pro player
aelor 9 Dec, 2024 @ 7:28pm 
-rep is a fat pig
Nuaginn 9 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09am 
Add me as friend
76561199621872737 28 Oct, 2024 @ 9:44am 
+rep nice profile😉