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I'm sick of the Su-35S.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Su-35S. I try to play Su-37. My Su-35S pitches faster. I try to play ADF. I get hitbox'd. I try to play CFA-44. I need to switch to Type A. I want to play Su-30SM. It gets stuck at 502 speed. I want to play ADFX—my MPBM gets flared. Su-35S grabs me by the throat. I create AIRCRAFT SET 01 for it. I practice guns for it. I play boost for it. Su-35S isn't satisfied. I give up the Su-37. "I don't need this Su-37," it tells me. "Give up the Su-30SM." Su-35S grabs AIRCRAFT SET 02 and forces my Su-30SM to transform into an Su-35S. "You just need to BKF with [Light Blisk Lv. 2] more. I can do more BKF with [Light Blisk Lv. 2]." I can't purchase [Light Blisk Lv. 2], I don't have enough MRP. Su-35S invades an In Progress BR lobby. [A network error has occurred]. "Guess this is the end." Su-35S selects Mission 18 | Lost Kingdom. Su-35S says, "Mihaly, to the void." There is no hint of sadness in both their eyes. Nothing but pure BKF + Su-35S [Light Blisk Lv. 2] (2540) + missile looping. What a cruel world.
Posted 2 February. Last edited 2 February.
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