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hi... nothings for sale, its worthless

Im not adding or messaging anyone. But, can you read? Bc i can,t!
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CSGO MM Rank: F r i c k O f f : P [/spoiler[/b]

Attack Helicopter:
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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What is Salt:
Salt(adj.); to describe something unfortunate or unfavorable happening, or one's angered mood.

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About me:
I am me, you are you, there is nothing more to learn.

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Computer specs:
Processor: Intel 4004
CPU Cooler: Intel Stock Cooler
Motherboard: Busicom 141-PF Motherboard (Compatable w/ Intel 4004 Microprocessor)
Graphics Card: PreOwned GTX 590 (Non Factory) OC
Power Supply: PreOwned Corsair 450RM (bc Preowned PSU mostly means unstable or broken)
HDD: 256mb 2500rpm Dirt Cheap Waffel Spinner
SSD: Do you mean USB?

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Consoles:
PC Master Race, who the fu** needs a console???
Steam: Idk it, u should search it up :P

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Wowwww this sh*ts old!!!!

CS Favs:
:BlueGlow: CS teams I follow: I stopped playing CS a long time ago
:BlueGlow: CS teams I used to follow: NA'VI, Ninjas in Pyjamas, FaZe Clan, Virtus Pro, Immortals
:BlueGlow: Fav CS Players:
ChrisJ=awp(de), Edward=fragger(ua), Get_Right=rifler(spray), Guardian=awp(ua), Hen1=awp(br), JDM=awp(us), pronax=rifler spray, xantares=rifler, flusha=rifler, Scream=rifler, Shr0ud=rifler burst, witmer=fragger

Peripherals:
:BlueGlow: Main Monitor: Asus VGE248QE 24in 1080p 144hz (CSGO: 4:3 1080p)
:BlueGlow: Mouse: [Using] Zowie EC1-B (400 dpi, 500hz (sometimes 125hz :P)(CSGO: 1.8 sens.)(720 edpi)
:BlueGlow: Keyboard: Razer Blackwidow Chroma 2016

Hardware:
:BlueGlow: Case: cheap thermaltake with hella glass panels
:BlueGlow: Fans (intake): 4x noctua nf-f12 (push), h110i stock fans (pull)
:BlueGlow: Fans (exhaust): 3x ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fans (push), 1x big ass fan on slim evga radiator (push)
:BlueGlow: MoBo: Asus Maximus IX Code
:BlueGlow: RAM: Corsair Dominator Platinum 32gb(8x4) @2933MHz
:BlueGlow: CPU: Intel i7-7700K (OCed to 5GHz dependent on heat output in room)
:BlueGlow: Cooler: h110i w/ 2x reference fans as extended front intake
:BlueGlow: GPU: Asus Strix GTX 970 (w/ NZXT G12 watercooling)
:BlueGlow: SSD: 1tb 970 EVO PRO
:BlueGlow: HDDs: 5tb WD Black, 3tb WD Blue, 1tb random drive
:BlueGlow: OS: Windows 10 (tpm2 is gey)

Hardware PC #2:
:BlueGlow: Case: Lian-Li PC-O10WX w/ fan instead of glass panel since it restricts front intake
:BlueGlow: MoBo: x79 chipset board with modern features (thanks unknown Chinese company!)
:BlueGlow: RAM: Some old sh*t 32gb(8x4) @ ~1360 MHz (24gb now, rip my stick)
:BlueGlow: CPU: Intel i7-4960X
:BlueGlow: Cooler: h100iv2 w/ 2x reference fans as gpu intake
:BlueGlow: GPU: Reference GTX 780
:BlueGlow: SSD:[/b 500gb 850 EVO:BlueGlow: OS: Windows

Hardware Laptop #1:
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Internet:
:BlueGlow: Down: 336.27
:BlueGlow: Up: 435.13
Test Date: 2 January, 2021

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Last Updated: 2 January, 2021
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SUPERCHARGED458 7 Sep, 2016 @ 6:25pm 
-rep because he gave me a +rep
Kebby 2 Aug, 2016 @ 5:15pm 
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Ooga Booga CSGO500 21 Jul, 2016 @ 1:50pm 
+rep quick and Ez trader!