But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by mankind and despised by the people. All who see me mock me; they make mouths at me; they wag their heads;

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✅ Cool guy !!!

I hate that every time I go against you my teammates are pants on head #######, ggs tho.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

touching grass is not enough i NEED boobs

Sometimes I have this dream where the entire donkey kong cast, save funky kong, is standing around me in the relative darkness, with only the flickering candle illuminating the solemn expression on their faces as they raise the torch. The moment before they set me on fire I realize that I am funky kong, and I am nailed to a cross. I try to jump through the wall to escape, but I never can and I'm stuck there burning alive until I wake up.