I can drank a gallon of beer without taking a breath. I once brought a female human to orgasm with just 7 thrusts of my phalice. to win a bet i beat a gazelle in both a sprinting footrace and a cross country through three different terrains in which i used a unicycle, paraglider and a segway modified by 3 of the best nazi scientists obtained in operation paperclip, often at the same time. i once felled a tree with a single strike after which the pure blooded ancestor of a great viking jarl used it, the fallen corpse of one of natures most ancient beauties, to craft the biggest, finest, most intricately carved warship in nordic history. i to have fought to keep hordes of shark eating snakes at bay as Frances Shand Kydd gave birth to Princess Diana herself. if any of these story interest you and you are considering think pieces, biographies or potential male, female, trans or fluid relationships of the monogamous, polyamorous or open persuasion please contact me at https://www.facebook.com/brundan.knight