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2.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Good GAME
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
I wii say no to this one.

THE GOOD

Great story, dialoges, finally some one shows how women are abusive towards men. Probabbly any man who felt in love with a wrong person felt something like that. Amazing voices.

THE BAD
Gameplay, my god, it is so repettetive. I got anoyed with it in first 2 hours, and the rest was just struugle through to see an end of the story. There is no upgrades, you just get new weapons and kill same monsters over and over again on the same locations. At some point I myself felt like going crazy. It could have been good if it was 2 times shorter and a bit more engaging with progression.
Posted 23 December, 2023. Last edited 23 December, 2023.
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30.3 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
The Best
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record
I passed this game in 6.8 hours on medium difficluty.

This game is like playing Dead Space 1 but in 2022 (nothing changed but my age, for real) with terreble lags limmited amount of enemies and generally unapealing story.

Evrything is just too basic about this game, like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ spinoff from a real good movie or series.

Also shout out to dev who though putting bug into a chest more than 3 times is a fun idea, true genius. Same kind of genious made those semi boss fights with 2 headed dumb ass monster like 3 times. Last boss is the worst and most boring boss fight of this year. And stealth mmmmmm true tastiness. I bet without those boring ass levels i would pass this game in 4 hours.

Overall, in 14 years time they could have made something new and more creative, and they just remade the same game only less charismatic version of it without obelisks, interesting weapons, cool suit and so on. True crysis of thought is upon us.
Posted 11 December, 2022.
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19 people found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
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1.2 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
CONSOLE GAME and FRUSTRATION
I believe no one would have thought that ARMA is going to be released on consoles. Hardcore military simulator played on JOYstick, sounds like a joke. Yet they did it. So what do we get after 10 years of waiting.
1. ARMA 3 Graphics is better than Reforger. Here you would constantly get this cartoon PUBG/Dayz feeling.
2. Arcade shooting, does not even feel to be close to ARMA 3, more like PUBG.
3. UI is made for CONSOLES with those stupid squares in meny and in game. Overall cartoonish PUBG feeling.
4. Animations are bad for 2022, especially death animations.
Not going into content as it is EA and First step bla bla bla.
To sum UP.
Maybe, just maybe this engine, graphics and style would be fine for 2015-2018, but today when humanity has Unreal Engine 5, this looks like a joke. Also we get a massive stepback from military sim all of us have been waiting for, because CONSOLES (same goes for Graphics).
The only hope that Devs look at those reviews, and eventually leave reforger be for our lovely bigbrain console playerbase. After that they should go and develop proper military sim we deserve ARMA 4, for PC only. However looking at Hollywood Witcher cast and gaming/entertainment industry in general I would keep your hopes on minimal level.
For now play SQUAD.
Posted 17 May, 2022. Last edited 17 May, 2022.
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152.1 hrs on record (75.8 hrs at review time)
Go for it With mods
Posted 27 November, 2021. Last edited 26 November, 2022.
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5.0 hrs on record
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Posted 27 November, 2020.
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24.1 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
best
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
28.3 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Random!
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1,386.9 hrs on record (289.9 hrs at review time)
Best game ever!
Posted 22 November, 2017.
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