Smelly

♥♥♥♥ you numiheart

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a big room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled of RATS! And rats?! They drive me C R A Z Y. Crazy? I was crazy once.

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

+rep cool guy

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splendid is an awesome guy +rep

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Across digital fields, across the dusty domains
'twas a lad named Splendid among the fair thains.
His Soldier thus grew, not by might of the sword
but by desires of demos, some shrewd & some bored.
With his mighty original he crushed wicked men
banished them thus, all of them and their ken
To this a song of such greatness is wrote
Though I have yet to pen but a note
The songs that we hear are the praise of the land!
"It's an soldier thang, you wouldn't understand"