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Bookwyrm

With a little ketchup, there's no book you won't devour.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:08am

Crate Master

Wooden boxes tremble in your presence.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Bean Counter

It'll be a dark day when you're fooled by a jar of jelly beans.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14am

Party Leaver

You're more of a party-leaver than a partygoer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 3:41am

Invited

You've been cordially invited.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53am

Backup

Save this run to your highlight reel!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32am

Perfect!

Flawless victory...
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Chimosine

Good luck getting rid of this cat now!
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

Armored Glove

The high score is now in your iron grip!
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Ace Captain

The divot you leave in the captain's chair is unfillable by any other rear.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Gooliette

Je ne peux pas oublier le Gooliette!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Asteroid Ace

You ain't afraid of no rocks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14am

Binary Division

You split a rock in half down to an molecule.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28am

Run Home

You have completed the Run Home campaign.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Duril

Not a single molecule of duril escaped your mote-toter!
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Sage

The crown in your mind has restored the way to the Will.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:55pm

The Goo'ed Life

You got hitched to the goo.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 3:23am

Blue Milk

You've replaced your blood with blue milk and somehow managed to survive.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44am

Sweetwater

You have completed the Sweetwater campaign.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Great Betrayer

In a room full of demons, you're the bad guy.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Redeemer

No one is ever beyond redemption.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Vigilante

You're not the justice we need, but you are the justice we deserve.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:31pm

T'owl Feather

You finally found the T'owl you were looking for.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06am

Resurrector

You've brought Brevik back from beyond the brink in the buff!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00am

Cold Brew

Simply the best way to brew beans.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40am

Gladiator

You are the master of the arena.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Endless Run

There's no end to this run, but you've gone far enough to warrant reward.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 8:58am

Pumpkin Pail

You've survived enough tricks to earn a treat!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:59am

Dragonslayer

You slay queen!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Smashed Record

It's more of a lightly scratched record actually.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:38am

Necronomnomicon

Rib stickin' meals for skelly bellies.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30am

Spoiler Alert

Why do you seek spoilers of your own story?
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Killing Machine

You don't need no bots to know how to rock!
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22am

Head Engineer

The Steam Workship is yours!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Cheddar Buoy Biscuits

One will keep you afloat, but a basket will surely sink you.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26am

Top Ten

You're initial top charts!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Number 1

Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? #1 without retries!
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 6:21am

Survivalist

You've battled back the corruption of the world to its origin and returned unscathed.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:35am

The Tower

You have overcome The Wizard's trial and bested him atop his tower.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Second Gumming

Let's hope that was the last gumming...
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:22am

Quantum Power

You're powered by the RNG of the universe!
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Evil Eye

The pendant is a ward against Samhain's witchcraft.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:28am

Vampirism

Anyone got any otter blood?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Sweetwater Taffy

How many times must you cleanse the spring of Sweetwater?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

Lycanthropy

Better start shopping for razors in the bulk aisle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Supa Lupa

You've made your friend Lupa more supa!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14am

Witch Coven

You've signed your name into the ledger.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Samhain

You accepted the challenge, fought and never lost.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14am

Halloween Machine

Fear-powered!
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14am

Deco Quest

The mystery of the Halloween prankster has been solved.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 10:56am

Corn Cannon

Finally, a good use for candy corn.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am

Skate White

You can drop in and smack the lip with the best of them.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:30am

Slam Page

King of the monsters.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55am

Ring Runner Arcade

Hope an alien race wasn't watching your leet skills...
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Bringin' Down the House

The frat boys are gonna need a new roof.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Krampus

You've un-Kramp-efied the holiday season!
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:10am



Anubis

Who will shepherd souls when the guardians of the dead lay strewn in the sand?

Kaiju

You took the thunder lizard by the horns and drove it out of town.

Key of Freedom

Freedom is relying on those you trust.

Ring Runner

The Rings are conentric superhighways that circumscribe the universe. Those who venture the stratums between them are known as Ring Runners.

Majority Owner

Because most of the gold is just not enough.

Self-Destruct Mutton

You've always got one finger on the mutton.

Barrely Victorious

You were barrely victorious!

Kooky Cookies

Those were the kookiest cookies you ever cooked.

Shinoobi

You're the master of all noobies.