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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:56am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:08am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:47pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:03pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:27am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:17am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:27pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:27pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:44am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:39am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:33pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:41pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:52pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:07am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:09am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:59pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 6:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:50pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:33pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:33pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:01am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:55pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:47am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:02pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 6:08pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:17pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:42am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:34pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:04am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:27pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:52pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:01pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:26pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:55pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:55pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:56am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:31pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:06pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:53am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:36pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:08pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:16pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 7:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:56pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:15pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:39pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:35pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:39pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:49pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 8:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:59pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 6:17pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 12:07pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:27pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:40am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:01am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:47pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:47pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:24pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:44pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:26pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:23pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:41pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:55pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:56pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:21pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:46pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:27am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:20pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:20pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:40pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:21pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:30pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:04pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:00pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 7:44pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:49pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:25pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:47pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:50pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:13pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:05pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:05pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:36am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 9:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:38pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:55pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:12am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:49pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:05am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 5:50am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:39pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:48pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:45am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:52pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 8:15pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:46am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:25pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 12:39pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:33am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:01pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:03pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:19pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:49am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:59am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:28pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:31pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:38pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:05pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:30am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May @ 9:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 1:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:28pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:50pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:03am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 12:04pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:22pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:22pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:52pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:06pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:46pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:52am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:53am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 3:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 3:44pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:44am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:59pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:09pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:49am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:13pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:56pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:05pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:09pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:50am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:31pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:08am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:13pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:15pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:33pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:00pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:00pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:19pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:27pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:51pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:58pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:58pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:00pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 4:44pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 May @ 5:27pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:23pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:50pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:10pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:14pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:15pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:51pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:36pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:57pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:39pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:36pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:50pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:40pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:43pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:37pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:46pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:55pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 10:16am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 8:55pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:03am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:22pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:32am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:55pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:22pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:13pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:01am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:00pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:46pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:35pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:07pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:46pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:41pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:49pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:29pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:44pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:58pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:28pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:57pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:31pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May @ 6:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:52pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:46pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:23pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:23pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:42pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:37pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:39pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:19am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:22pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:43pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:34pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:12pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 4:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:30pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:30pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:34pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:31pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:36pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 7:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 9:44am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:07am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:00pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:24am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:35pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:48pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:34pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:41pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:44pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:03pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 5:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 7:10pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 May @ 7:10pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:49am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:53am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:39pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:31pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May @ 4:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:19am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 5:39pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May @ 6:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:35pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:17am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:40pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:10pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 May @ 4:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:39pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:56pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May @ 6:48am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:19am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 May @ 6:36pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:17am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:35am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:19pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:24am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May @ 6:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:58pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 May @ 6:32pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:45pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:19pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 May @ 4:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:50pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May @ 4:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:25am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:37pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:32pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:45pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:39am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:12pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:49pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:12pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:58pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:39pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:36am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:05pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:56pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:56pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 5:39pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:18am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 10:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 6:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 6:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 May @ 5:11pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 May @ 2:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:56pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May @ 2:23pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 6:09pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:58pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 5:01pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:55pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 2 May @ 7:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:48pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 2:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:46pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 7:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:31pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 May @ 8:35pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 May @ 6:33pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:48am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 4:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:36pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:25am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 May @ 7:25am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 May @ 2:23pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 May @ 6:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 7:17am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 May @ 6:10pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 13 May @ 6:11pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 May @ 3:54pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:44am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked