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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:39am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:42pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:57am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 1:03pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:39pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 11:55am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:36am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:11am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:57pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:21am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:44am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 2:30am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 3:10am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 8:03am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 8:46am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 8:50am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:01pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 9:22am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:38am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:24am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2021 @ 12:24pm