Recent reviews by geosynthetic

My friends keep dropping five hundos on me but joke's on them I forgot to call out the 380 orbie so now we're all going to meet lady liberty herself

Too good and fully featured, going to make future AAA releases look bad

Good: It has all the bungie Halo games
Bad: They nerfed the CE pistol
Worse: It also includes Halo 4.

It purdy an make nostalgia happen, me like

Very good

A neon-colored, buggy, lovable mess. If you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sort, wait for a GOTY edition or something. Or just learn to enjoy things.

It's the best Dungeons & Dating simulator out there in which you can also top rope a 2000kg owlbear onto a 40 year old manchild despot. I died to the manic demon murder girl of my dreams but I'm fine with it.

For a more authentic D&D experience I suggest playing Honor Mode. Even if you wipe, the mode continues as a single save "Dishonored" mode so no take backsies.

VG

100% Best Warhammer entry ever

I've been a fan of the Total War series since Medieval: Total War came out back in the early 2000s. It's really great to see the game evolve in scope and depth over the years. The sequel to Rome: Total War is as great as ever. AI issues aside - let's face it, programming the AI to use effective military tactics is no easy task given that it is largely a predictive thing and computers don't really nail that so well - it's a great game. Even better with the enormous modding community. I personally favor leading the forces of Germania into battle. Barbarians all the way across the sky! Pontus is my second-favorite faction for their effecient and flexible unit roster and really great position on the campaign map. Anyways, I'll rate this 4.75/5 as I don't think I've spent more time in a Total War game since the first Rome.