Peter: 🎍 [slurring, ⚡ drunk] 🌂 This 💎 comedian 🌽 sucks. 🎫 He 💃 couldn't 👽 make 🎈 me 🔋 laugh 🍆 even 📀 if 📕 I 🍧 was 📒 laughin' 💚 my 🌂 ass 😺 off 🍇 and 🥗 he 🚘 was 👳 the 💄 one 🌳 makin' 🌏 me ⚡ do 🚙 it. 💃 Come 🌋 on, 👔 skinny, 🎁 make 🐊 me 🍖 laugh! 🚕 Lois: 🐳 Peter, ⛳ that's 💛 a 👾 microphone 🏓 stand. 🎍 Peter: 🌸 Oh, 👑 well, 📘 excuse 🥒 me 🌽 for 🐟 thinkin' 📗 that 💗 a 🎄 microphone 🎫 stand 🐝 in 🎈 a 👃 comedy 🎽 club 🐠 should 🐛 tell 🥞 a 💎 joke 🥗 or 🚗 two. 🌏 I 👹 guess 🐊 I'm 🐝 just 🚘 old-fashioned 💚 that 📀 way.

A story about him. and me.

It started, A long time ago. I was on a garry's mod server. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around until I joined the bloods gang (a job you could play as) And then I found the rest of the gang. and started to play.

Then I found him. We talked for a while, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around, Raided ♥♥♥♥, Then he added me.

We talked for a bit, We played, and played, and played. Again and again and again.

Until one day. He suddenly ran off. Didn't come back. I didn't really care, Since I had other friends.

Until I started to remember something. He had an alt account. The reason why he was gone for so long is because he was selling weed and ♥♥♥♥. I'm proud, He's got balls if he can sell weed.

I don't know if we went to prison, Or if he had to go into hiding.

He started to pop on his steam account from time to time. And he typed on my profile one day.

"Yo" I then said "Oh, Hey dude."

Thats the last I've ever heard of this legendary man. God speed. In hopes we find eachother again.

+rep Poor dude

+rep i bought 20 keys off paypal