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It's gonna be $1100. You're more than welcome to reach out through my profile at anytime. Thank you and have a good one for now.

Hey, just commenting to ask if you still play Team Fortress 2? Interested in all of your items and wanted to offer.

guy from fortnite

guy from fortnite

Happy sps-xmex my man :)
We didnt talk for a while but I still remember the good time we had in the past.
I hope you are doing well nowdays :)
Miss you a lot <3

Circus~

Scout TF2

shup ut

he's jerma

props to you, You still have the same pfp after all these years.

fr?

he plays games

penis

Love you too

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

What do you mean Orange? Cmon lets hop on TF2 and beat up some guards!

mf thinks he's still playing on jailbreak server
take your pills

Heya there Spskiller

What in the tarnation are you all talking? I am still chilling in the blu arena room since 2016! Uhh, boys, why are they calling me Da_Camper? Mostly from Spskiller? I am just witnessing the fight between crewmates

can i see your ♥♥♥♥

2016 was 2 years ago what are you on about

I hate myself so much I'm destroying myself in the gym

2016 was 4 years ago, feel old yet

Damn 2016 vibes. It has been very long time ago

Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"

[Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly]

Heavy: "Ahahahaha!"

[Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, presumably the Scout's blood]

Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"

[More thuds are heard.]

Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."

[A thud and a snap is heard]

Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"

[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]

Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"

[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich]

[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich]

Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."

[Two slices of the Sandvich are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Red Shed beer]
["Meet the Sandvich" text appears]

[Cut back to the Sandviches]

Heavy: [Groans repeatedly]

Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"

Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"

[The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door]

Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"

Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"

Heavy: [Eats sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..."

Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."

Scout: [Stuttering]"H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"

[The Heavy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]

see you in brazil

I SHALL FEAST ON YOUR CORPSE WITH MAXIMUM DELICACY AND A SIDE OF MAYONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISE

Soldier: [To the Medic's head] "Unless it's a farm!"

[The Soldier then charges the final capture point in Granary with his Shotgun and kills a Demoman, who fires at him but misses. He switches to his Rocket Launcher and a BLU Medic appears behind him, firing syringes.]

RED Demoman: "To the left!"

Soldier: "Maggots!"

[The Soldier turns to the left and fires a Crit rocket at the Medic, gibbing him.]

RED Sniper: "Right up! Right up!"

RED Heavy: "Go, go, go!"

[The Soldier, Sniper and Heavy charge into battle together, as explosions occur all around them.]

[Cut back to the Soldier's drill. Music pauses.]

Soldier: "Then, he used his fight money...

[The Soldier unhooks two grenades from his belt, one in each hand.]

Soldier: ...to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat...

[The Soldier demonstrates by using the grenades, moving them in a walking motion.]

Soldier: ...and then he beat the crap out of every single one."

[The Soldier bangs the two grenades together repeatedly.]

Cut to a BLU Pyro firing a blast of flame from its Flamethrower. The Pyro thrusts its weapon in the air and laughs triumphantly as a rocket heads towards it from off screen.].

Pyro: [Rocket hits Pyro, who is gibbed.] "Owh!"

[Cut to BLU Demoman taking a drink, also getting blown up by a rocket from off screen.]

[Cut to BLU Heavy performing the Showdown taunt.]

Heavy: "Pow!" [Is hit by a crit rocket, explodes.]

[Meet the Soldier Title Card]

[Cut to the Soldier, drilling what appears to be a line of recruits.]

Soldier: "'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Soldier pokes a recruits' helmet] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."

[The Art of War plays.]

[Cut to the Soldier holding his Shovel and screaming.]

wo ist scout?

ben bussy

wo bist du?

Among ussy

happy hanukkah and merry menacing benefitial non unfair healthful clean festive christmas brother!

Hopefully god can give you more fair treatment and also better internet ya robotic sounding menacing stand user

- from the great knight

MERRY SKILLERSMAS GREAT GRAND BERRY!

sex mas

merry kromvor

you are sex

Man sex i am

sexland coming for

I am sex man

Coming for sexland

yum

OwO

And i love you
No ♥♥♥♥

I love femboys

very deep
thanks bro

me

me too

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