Are you making Kalu Dodol in the bathroom?

We're working late on the night shift, to get peace of mind...

"At most, remember to change your diapers every 5 years. (Optional)"

"Toilet paper? I just use my underwear bro!"

I'm not Japanese restaurant and the other one in my life I am John is the best time to call me back light on ur existence and that you have to be there by and get the hat when you are free and I can get you are not delicious food court in a few days I have been trying for the interview and the other one is the best

“Yes sweetie. Hand over thighs. Turn around 45 degrees. Bend over and back-inward, and an upside down cherry on-top ju jitsu kaisen style, and beef tonkatsu, and then REACH!”

Friendship is like peeing yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

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“In this world, you either milk, or get milked.”
— Random Cow, Unknown

This is the ♥♥♥♥ you watch ab
You’re not from the land down under
You’re from the land down bad

May you marry someone who looks like you, birth children who looks like you, and commit arson with a Korean that looks like you

didnt know you were a multi-faceted ponnaya

Go watch My Neighbour Gota and Palayan Away, from the hit anime studio, Studio Thambi

I thought your company was a completely virtual online company
With online waifus
And instant access thots who show up to your house

You’re not really the Cheesy Marmalade type mofo arent you
Now you're gonna play with yourself aren't you

Wtf is an ex ballroom ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥??
He wrote the book The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥’s Guide To The Universe: Learning To Dump In Secret!

It's time for action!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
BLEH
SCHIKKAY
So this is what you lick on mondays!

The thing is she is missing the point and you are missing the balls.
Get your refunds over at the counter in Dubai airport only.
All the time in the world and still you chose to jerk off.

Wtf
GOT EM
PUT THAT OBSCENELY LARGE THING AWAY

Good thing I remembered the screenshot cropping
No need of CID
♥♥♥♥’s too easy 😎
♥♥♥♥’s too easy, I did a loose motion! 💩

It's collab time with Violet Myers x Ella Knox x Kira Perez x Sophia Leone x Maya Bijou😎

Platonically Mauled by a Magic Cougar

My job is reminding you of how short you are on the number of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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You need to get Mustafa & The Flying Fighter Idiots
In other words, Learn or GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT

I've said too much
The end is near
Watch out
There may be a fresh, uncut, red onion underneath your pillow tomorrow morning
BEWARN

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E-girls 🚫
E-cchi 🚫
E-cofriendly 🚫
E-commerce 🚫
E-nergicals ✅

Dude PUBG got a sinhala and tamil new year update!
You drive three-wheelers and buses than buggies and cars
Exactly
This is straight up some horseradish ♥♥♥♥ ah
🐴

"He's gonna bluetooth connect and take a ♥♥♥♥"

Once a criminal always a criminal
You were feeling a bit silly 😜 then, and you still are feeling like it
LA is in california u MODAYAYAAAAYYAAYATAYAAA

i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.
Sounds like he's having an affair with his bed
RETARDATIONNATION

Time for some action
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Thathi Institute of Tamil Students (TITS) ✅

Wtf
U ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I WAS JERKING OFF, AND THIS PIC CAME AT THE LAST SECOND I NUTTED ON MY NOTIFICATIONS BAR

i need to contact with my therapist now
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The cycle is almost complete
He is a father, a child
And next, he'll be the mother

You’re following the Horny Guidelines
I have truly, and unironically, been April Fooled

Balls were deposited on the front desk near your Gold colored Threewheeler.
Balls has been planted, thank you.
May she be impregnated forever and ever, Sir. Master Blaster.

"I don't lift dumbbells, I lift smartbells."😎
"I don't cry over spilled milk, I dance in it."
"I don't follow trends, trends follow me."
"I don't jump to conclusions, conclusions jump on me."

You're a real tosin abasi
Puss In Abans ✅
"We are the ♥♥♥♥ that remains. It's time to wipe ourselves clean!"

Soon tell where you said soon come where you came soon go where you went soon fly how you flew soon eat ah you ate?

Earth-quack

Wherever in life you get to, she’ll always be your secret lover
This was a guarantee placed by the Balendran Gods
UNLEASH THE INNER PUNK WITHIN ME
PSYCHOSOMATIC ATTIC INSANE
EXHALE
EXHALE
EXHALE

Good morning smelly
Secret agent
Friendly reminder to smell yourself if you’re feeling sweaty

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You don't like Pad Thai, you like Fat Thai! 🇹🇭 👭

I never work hard in life because I never work, I let life work hard for me 😎

Bro, it's not Clancy Brownie

I asked my landlord to increase my rent because I trust my grind 😎