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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:08pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 6:23pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2020 @ 7:20pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 10:16pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:13pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:16pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 11:12pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:48pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:28pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:57pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:22pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 11:04pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:01pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:40pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 6:35pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 11:14pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 11:02pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 11:40pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:22pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 5:54pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:03pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 7:07pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:21pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:16pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 1:12pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 9:54pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 10 May, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2020 @ 2:21pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 10:51pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 5:23pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2020 @ 9:46pm