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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
550.5 hrs on record (527.0 hrs at review time)
been playing for a while its p good
Posted 25 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Extremely bad controls, ""drifting"" feels like tires locking with no ABS
The game crashes 2-3 times per race
The person in charge of dialogue must have been the same person who did Simpsons Hit and Run
A lot of the Music doesn't fit the theme of street racing very well
Posted 15 July, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
crashed 3 times in 1 hour
Posted 9 July, 2023.
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82.5 hrs on record
bad
Posted 9 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Its a fun game if you can meet the recommended specs (i7-9700K and RTX 3060 or higher), but you go through most of the games content in the first 6 hours and then you're stuck playing it like a chore.
At launch the crafting system is missing and there's only 4 classes and 13 missions. There's only a small amount of customization available through achievements, but a pretty big push for purchased cosmetics with the cash shop, pre-order, and special edition bonuses.

The game is worth $10, buy it on sale, you aren't missing anything.
Posted 3 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
117.4 hrs on record (78.0 hrs at review time)
This game has redefined what it means to be a 10/10 game.
Elden Ring is an anomaly; a full game with tons of content on release.
It has set the bar higher than ever before for the Action Adventure genre and all AAA games to come.
We will be enjoying this game and replaying it for years.
Posted 5 March, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
262.1 hrs on record (34.9 hrs at review time)
Updating my review again for 2023.

This game should have taken place in Germany, Italy, or Japan.
Mexico is an extremely boring map with only one good touge, third world towns, and endless deserts.

I've found myself playing alternative titles and enjoying them more, and as of this review on 7/15/2023, you should consider waiting for the next title, or only paying $30 for the game if its on sale. There are a lot of good alternatives on the market because of the void that the lackluster release of Forza Horizon 5 put on the open world simcade genre.

tl;dr Mexico sucks
Posted 9 November, 2021. Last edited 15 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,148.1 hrs on record (773.7 hrs at review time)
the cheaters are so normal that it only adds to the games difficulty

10/10
Posted 5 February, 2019. Last edited 24 December, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
the devs were the pirates all along
Posted 22 December, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
55.1 hrs on record (46.5 hrs at review time)
My PC cant run this game, i7 7700K, GTX 1080, 16GB of DDR4 and on my 850 EVO SSD.

why
Posted 15 February, 2018.
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