Recent reviews by Whistle Boy

Beautiful game and it keeps you on your toes. I really enjoy this game.

Fun for passing the time.

This game is fantastic I do recommend it.

This game kicks ass! Everyone should play this.

This game is so good but you must play with friends.

Pretty fun game. I like it best with friends.

This game is great an the updated graphics really add to the experience. I played this when it came out in the 90's and it was great to play it again. I can only hope they update Tiberian Sun as that and Red Alert 2 are my favorites.

If you hate yourself, your friends, and want to lose all faith in humanity try this game.

A friend gifted me this game when it came out. I wish I had tried it back then. I am sure the tumor started small.


I have a bunch of hours into this game and learned if you don't take it to serious it can be very fun. The latest updates really give you a lot of things to do.

With the new aiming update I really don't have to take it very serious. I still lose plenty of PVP fights to people who play way harder than I do.

I like it but don't expect to have fun.

I was awaken by the sound of the tower defenses powering on and the air sirens warning of impending attack. I jumped out of bed running put my armor on and grabbed my guns. I made my way out onto the tower and saw Zavala standing like the pillar of strength he is staring off toward the traveler. Zavala looked like a majestic Greek god in all of his muscle bound glory.
As I ran out of the hanger and up to Zavala I slapped his ass open palmed. With a stern look in his eyes he shouted.
"Guardian not here" then he winked and stuck out his tongue at me.
"I need you to go to the moon"
I turned away looking at the ground and unable to look at him and he walked up behind me and hugged me from the back I never felt so safe in his strong embrace. I could feel his lips tickling the bottom of my my ear "please for me guardian"
I tried to push him away almost in tears but his embrace was so strong.
"Please..."
I shook my head "no"
"Come on guardian do it for daddy Zala"
He knew that would melt my frozen heart. I turned around leaned in for a big strong rock hard throbbing man on man hug and the smell of his pungent man musk filled my nostrils.
As I turned to go back to the hanger Zavala shouted "GUARDIAN"
I stopped and turned and he walked up to me and held out his hand I extended mine and he embraced cupping my hand between his soft hands pulling my hand up to his mouth extending my fingers putting them in his mouth and slowly pulling them in and out a few times moaning "just one more taste before you leave"
I could feel my knees shaking should I tell him "Zavala I lov"
He quickly put his thicc man finger right across my lips I could tell I was blushing.
"Not now Guardian" as a single tear ran down his face. I leaned in and licked the tear off his face
"I am kissing your tears away so you can be strong for the tower Zavala"
"Gardian if you can be strong for me I can be strong for you" he smirked "Guardian we can't send you off into battle with your armor not properly attached"
I felt his hand on my thigh armor making it's way toward my center. He grabbed the tip of my zipper and slowly pulled it up making constant eye contact. Then he gave me a quick pat.
"Wouldn't want anything getting damaged"
I could hear Lord Shaxx in the background "Gaaaaaaaay"
Zavala slowly turned to look back at the traveler. "Make haste guardian the moon needs you"
Drifter caught up to me I could see the hurt in his eyes. I wished with everything in me he wouldn't say anything.
I could feel his hurt it was the same hurt I once felt.
"Let's be bad guys in gambit"
It was over and he knew it.
I walked back toward Holliday in the hanger
"Where to guardian"
"The moon"
"Why the moon?"
"The moon's haunted"
I pulled out my phallic shotgun a symbol of my stunted manhood and licked it. I pumped the rack loading a hot load into the chamber and it prematurely went off. Amanda screamed.
"Ah! Watch it"
I was real embarrassed "that uh... that's never happened to me before"
The screen fades to black
Opening cinematics to Destiny 2 Shadowkeep

10/10 gameplay would recommend.