imagine a girl was jerking you off and she's like "♥♥♥ in my pocket" and you're like “what" but you have no time to think and she just holds open the front pocket of her jeans and like aims your ♥♥♥♥ at it and you bust a fat nut in her pocket. what if that happened

Would you be mad at me. I mean her

signed by ballshaq.

+rep skilled player

Let's play another

Makes the game more enjoyable

+rep grieffed cheater

👇TRUE

master baiter, expert strokes, let's continue to goon

master player, expert tactics, let's continue to excel

u think u big player

Yo you single ??

lets play <3

You have been blessed by the girthy glizzard, Happy days and wider wieners are coming your way.

+rep thx for game

hahahahahahahahahaha du,mb azz kid so mad need hacks quit hacking for me and my crip homies kill u boi

dog9

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balls

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8/9/2018

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HAKER

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Wake Up We Miss You

Aight so I was playing Minecraft with my crush and when we made a house I put our beds right next to each other so yeah, we're basically having sex now.

Later Virgins...

Dude why don't you look like ur anime pfp wtf???

If you're playing in that cup, good luck.

my wife and I have been trying to have a baby for a while now, but I just got tested and found out my sperm is infertile, I was wondering if I could pay you to send me shipments of your alpha sperm to help me achieve my dream of becoming a father. Also if you want I could fly you out to albuquerque, NM and I could watch you and my wife reproduce, or you could just ship your sperm, whatever works for you I am willing to pay the price. Thank you.

mashallah my brother

😍Guys😍, I'm 😲shaking😲. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😲 shaking😲. I never wanted to 👉👌🍆🍑breed 🍑🍆👉👌with anyone more than I want to with 🎃👻Halloween 👻✝Mercy.✝🎃 That 💯perfect,💯 ⏳curvy ⏳😍body.😍 Those 😍bountiful😍 🍈breasts🍈. The 👪child 👪bearing😍 hips😍 of a 🖼💐literal goddess💐🖼. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😳😳hurts😳😳 knowing that I'll never ❤👅💋mate ❤👅💋with her, ⬆pass⬆ my 👖genes👖 through her, and have her 👑birth👑 a set of 👪💯perfect offspring.💯👪 I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💰💰💰 ANYTHING💰💰💰 for the chance to get 🎃👻Halloween👻✝ Mercy✝🎃 pregnant. ☠A ☠N ☠Y ☠T ☠H☠ I ☠N☠ G☠. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly ❎too much ❎to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐻bear.🐻 Why would 🌨Blizzard🌨 create something so 💯perfect? 💯To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😈tantalize😈 us? Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore

heyyyy wassup BELAL

you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute

your nudes got leaked on reddit

poggers induvidual

imagine being garbage at csgo 900 hours and still trash. You have no life and try to be not garbage. A easy game is worse than a hard game

wyd

AYAYA Clap

yo

The anime made me do it

dude, im honestly so tired of people thinking i watch anime because i'm a weaboo. listen here you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goon, i watch anime because i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love cute girls, okay you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. thats right, i watch anime because the girls are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot dude. i'm not a weaboo just because i watch anime, a weaboo is a degenerate piece of ♥♥♥♥ who deserves cancer who walks around in real life and says things like "OHAI-YO" and "omg so kawaii!!". honestly if you think this lowly of me im not sure we can be friends anymore, for you to try and equate me to such a low life individual just because of my profile pic is honestly so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rude, i hope your whole family dies in a house fire tonight and you live with the guilt that you could have saved them for the rest of your life if you hadnt sprinted inside to save your precious anime figurines, you're the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weaboo here you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥

lil cuck kid

ill get the gat we finna rumble

imagine denying it what a loser

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb lol

weeb

yo wanna hang out

Your mother is a ♥♥♥♥♥ because you threw a piece of paper