You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to repeat what you just said. Did I hear you correctly? Did you really say what I think you said? Are you seriously trying to convince me that this dish of rice was prepared by a shrimp? A shrimp, as in a small, aquatic crustacean with a shell and antennae? A shrimp, as in an animal that lives in the ocean and feeds on plankton and algae? A shrimp, as in a creature that has no hands, no fingers, no opposable thumbs, and no ability to manipulate tools or fire?

How do you expect me to believe such a preposterous claim? How do you explain the logistics of this miraculous feat? How did this shrimp obtain some rice in the first place? Did it swim to the nearest supermarket and buy some with its nonexistent money? Did it raid a farmer's field and steal some with its nonexistent stealth? Did it grow some itself with its nonexistent farming skills?

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to repeat what you just said. Did I hear you correctly? Did you really say what I think you said? Are you seriously trying to convince me that this dish of rice was prepared by a shrimp? A shrimp, as in a small, aquatic crustacean with a shell and antennae? A shrimp, as in an animal that lives in the ocean and feeds on plankton and algae? A shrimp, as in a creature that has no hands, no fingers, no opposable thumbs, and no ability to manipulate tools or fire?

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to repeat what you just said. Did I hear you correctly? Did you really say what I think you said? Are you seriously trying to convince me that this dish of rice was prepared by a shrimp? A shrimp, as in a small, aquatic crustacean with a shell and antennae? A shrimp, as in an animal that lives in the ocean and feeds on plankton and algae? A shrimp, as in a creature that has no hands, no fingers, no opposable thumbs, and no ability to manipulate tools or fire?

How do you expect me to believe such a preposterous claim? How do you explain the logistics of this miraculous feat? How did this shrimp obtain some rice in the first place? Did it swim to the nearest supermarket and buy some with its nonexistent money? Did it raid a farmer's field and steal some with its nonexistent stealth? Did it grow some itself with its nonexistent farming skills?

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility.

Apron <3