Hello! MY name.... is unimportant(even though its up there). Im here to recrute you. We gamers are gonna take over the world, so you LISTEN! We are gonna start recruting. show people how incredible it is to experience stuff that you really cant experience, through gaming.
This! will let us take over the world.

Well, we could also go the easy way and get weapons. A bullet tells the truth.

Wait, am i crazy? No, no im not crazy.... Or am i?