Unturned: Survival of the Sneakiest (and Greenest)

Unturned is like Minecraft’s edgy cousin who discovered zombies and PvP. It’s chaotic, it’s quirky, and it’s absolutely free, until you see the Gold Upgrade DLC. For a few bucks, you unlock the ability to customize your character with fancy new faces, hairstyles, and colors. Want to be a neon-green stickman with the charisma of a rubber band? Go for it! Of course, some “tactical geniuses” abuse this by making their skin match the grass, turning into human chameleons that camp your base for hours. Fair play? Never heard of it.

Oh, and let’s not forget the legendary Unturned II, the game that lives rent-free in our dreams but will likely drop right after Half-Life 3. But who needs a sequel when you have a game with no official servers, forcing you to embrace the wild, player-hosted wasteland? From roleplay kingdoms to servers run by a 12-year-old dictator, the community experience is like reality TV, horrifyingly addictive.

10/10 would get sniped by a walking bush again.