Sir, will you be the chumbucket to my krustycrab?

Rules:
1.) Beyblade is epic
2.) If you cross the center line you're out
3.) no "puppy guarding"
4.) no "jail break"
5.) no ball blocking
6.) if you don't come in 15 minutes i can legally leave
7.) spitting is quitting
8.) you must celebrate vore day on 8/8 every year
9.) BORN TO DIE
10.) THE WORLD IS A ♥♥♥♥
11.) 鬼神 Kill Em All 1989
12.) I am trash man
13.) 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
14.) the red ones go faster
15.) burger king foot lettuce
16.) All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.
17.) Jesus Christ is my [REDACTED]
18.) Cropped porn is an aesthetic.
19.) YURETA YUGANDA SEKAI NI DAN DAN BOKU WA SUKITOOTTE MIENMAKU NATTE MITSUKENAIDE BOKU NO KOTO WO MITSUMENAIDE DAREKA GA EGAITA SEKAI NO NAKA DE ANATA WO KIZUTSUKETAKU WA NAI YO OBOETEITE BOKU NO KOTO WO
20.) Triplet's born, the throne awaits. A seer warns of a deadly fate. Give up your children, separate. Bide your time, lie and wait. SONIC UNDERGROUND.
21.) YU-GI-OH players must shower before interacting.
22.) You're so small. omg how are you that small!
23.) After 2022 it will now be mandatory to be at least somewhat bisexual. You're too cute to dedicate yourself to a single gender.
24.) you must unfriend all "Tribal Hunter" players. They are too good for you.
25.) It is illegal to hide your profile if you play "saucy" games. Cowards will not be tolerated.
26.) Post 2023, VR users must suck at least one trap anime rappers thick veiny ♥♥♥♥ on a yearly basis.
27.) Harry Potter fans are now required to take a diversity course going over the basics of human decency and influence of education
28.) Elon Musk will hopefully destroy Twitter, Finally doing his first good deed to the world as a whole.
29.) My tweets ARE financial advice
30.) god ♥♥♥♥ if you're still reading this please don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invest in crypto. Yeah so and so made a lot of money on cockcoin or whatever. It's an obfuscated scam to get people to invest so that people who have money can make more. Your profile picture is not a highly protected asset that cannot be touched its a image generated by selecting random numbers and pushing them through a newgrounds level dress up game stored on a server only being held up as long as the scam is still working.
31.) You're my wittle scrunkly wunkly. A wittle skwinkle baby, yes you are!
32.) I eat penis for breakfast lunch and dinner.
33.) Not wanting to have sex with bioware characters is a disability.
34.) If it exists there is porn of it.
35.) Strapping your dong to a milking machine and turning yourself into livestock PALES in comparison to the sensation I feel while going on a walk on a nice day.
36.) After 2024 you must begin your black mold farm in the northwest corner of your personal bedroom. We will be testing for fungal infections and negative results will not be tolerated.
37.) Fursona's will be assigned at first sight based solely on vibes.
38.) I regret to inform you that Homestuck is no longer optional reading and your forced transition into a tumblrina circa 2014 is mandatory.
39.) I bought a MAGA hat in 2016 thinking it would be funny now the GOP won't stop texting me pictures of DJT's sumptuous body and JDV's ♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ stained couch cushions.
40.) UIIAU UIIIAU
41.) White people you can say it too just turn that N to a double U
42.) Chat, use Windows Copilot to make porn of his face reveal























































































































cropped yiff is my aesthetic