you're aren't *epic backflip*
I change my name way too many times, just so we're clear... It's the master thief, revolver loving, fancy lookin' fedora wearing, plays too much Yakuza, #1 Hog fan, bombed Arasaka Tower, funni man Aussie Oshawott lad

Quotes that keep me going every morning and keep the voices at bay:
"Always turn that Hog mindset into a grindset"
"Quick Animal Facts!: Most sharks do not attend church"
"Live fast, Die Hard, Take Chances, Smoke Crack, ♥♥♥♥ Midgets, Hail Satan. Applebees"
"monke oo oo aa aa"
"My balls stank"
"Arby's: Those were only allegations"
"sponge man ice cone"
"I can see with my beady little hyper realistic eyes that you's a ♥♥♥♥♥"
"HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL' 500 POUND SUMBITCH BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS"
"I dipped a refugee Amish in tempura batter and I deep fried him at 400 degrees"

Nuked Arasaka Tower on August 20th
11 PHDs in Yugoslav War songs

YouTube (I do ♥♥♥♥ all here): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcJukVmHBRQuvs99F-70zVA