Why won't my sister french kiss me?

I have a date this weekend and I have never kissed a girl. Anyways I asked my sister nicely if shed let me practice french kissing with her. She slapped me and locked herself in her room. I screamed that she was the only girl I could practice with and she was being selfish. She got scared and called the cops. Plus she told her boyfriend and he wants to kick my ass. WTF is wrong with my sister. I hate her so much

MA VIE

Il ne perd pas son charme, il est de plus en plus beau UwU

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Toujours aussi fort, parfois je le confond avec un dieu UwU

je suis son coach