Recent reviews by Soggy Poal

Dead Estate is a really solid game overall. It comes from Newgrounds which might be why it gives me very similar vibes to Cave Story and The Binding of Isaac. The map layouts have generally been pretty good. The game play is super fast paced with some pretty good variety in styles for the characters. Very few of the enemies have what feel to be cheap attacks that chip away at health. The music is pretty decent and gives you a good sense of urgency. The humor is pretty good surprisingly. I'v definitely gotten my fair share of chuckles during my runs. The voice acting has been spot on for what I would imagine the characters to sound like. Its not much in the way of a lot of voice lines, but you don't really need a lot for this kinda game. I would totally give the demo a try if you are on the fence.

Look at the images in the store. That is all the images that are changed to topless with the 18+ patch. It is almost completely worth getting for $2.00 just for the funny broken english and clearly trademarked and branded products. I have a soft spot for it though cause I feel like 1 or 2 people really tried thier hearts out and the actual management was a suprise. It is a worth while buy if you want a few laughs for the god awful translation and a few more minutes to get the nude pics.

As common as this goes on sale. There isn't enough content to consider this worth the 30$. The content itself is pretty decent but just wait it out since it will be around 10 USD on sale. Borderlands 2 had 4 campaign add-ons with the season pass where this only has 1, but it includes 2 characters and level cap increases so its very nice to have when playing. I would review it positive, but the price is just too steep to get it not on sale.

Elite Dangerous is a good game, but DO NOT BUY unless you are prepared to dump some serious cash into it. I bought the game for full price less than a year ago. That was a 60$ game and I can almost say that I got my money's worth with how little content the game actually had. Now they sell the game for dirt cheap to trick people into getting it so they can buy the Horizons expansion. I would be fine if the expansion was around 30$ or even 40$, but selling the expansion for the same price they sold the base game for. It almost seems like the game is subscription based do to how fast the expansion is being sold. 1 year is by far too short to have people buy something so expensive. Since it was the first year that the game was out, it was more like a Beta since not all of the main functions of the game were even implemented yet. The main functions being Wings, Mining, and all of the different factions. While the factions worked perfectly at least for me, the other 2 really did not. Wings took over a month to even work kinda properly while the mining was very hit or miss with the automatic drones. Albiet they work now, The game itself still wasn't close to complete, and to top it off. There are ships that they promised that those who can't fork the money into horizons won't be able to properly use since the ships won't be coming out for a quite a while. It is a sucker punch to those who bought the base game for more than 15$. If they threw a 40-50% coupon for horizons to those who bought the game for full price I would be happy. Even the biggest MMOs don't charge 60$ for and expansion. While WoW does have the subscription system that can be payed for with in game currency; with the expansions that are split far enough apart to justify buying them. Guild Wars 2 was out for a very long time and they sell the expansion for 40$ while making the base game free which has thousands of hours of content for free with multiple years worth of content before needing to pay again. I would easily be on board to grind for long hours at a time of money making if I could buy the expansion with in game money. In conclusion, if you are willing to deal with extremely shady and rude buisness practices while making enough bank to pay for the game that will bleed you annually. Then I would say go ahead and get it, but if you don't have a desposable income like me. Then please heed my warning.