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Size: like 1 foot, I guess.
Girth: about as wide as lamp post... can fit snuggly into a 2011 Toyota Avensis Exhaust Pipe
Hair Thickness: It ain’t hairy. Cause I shave it I guess...
Furthest ♥♥♥ Distance: An average of 20ft shot at 30 MPH, 25ft if I got a breeze blowing behind me...
Flavor: Uh... lemme check... yeah. kinda tastes like ♥♥♥♥...
Overall I’d give it maybe a 9/10. And that’s a humble rating.
And that is my Epic ♥♥♥♥ info.
9:00: GAY LESON!!
9:45: how to be be GAYY!!
10:30: TRANS LERNINNG!!
11:15: GAY RECESS!!
11:45: CROSDRESING HOUR!!
12:45: GAY LESON!!!
1:30: TRANGENER LUNCH!!
2:15: BLM PERIOD!!!
3:00: COMUNIST HISTORY!!
3:30: TAKE NON BINAR BUS HOME!!