when life gives you lemons, shave ya butthole

Ya know, I always hated the OG Tomb Raider games, it literally feels like you're driving this limey ho, I felt the same about Resident Evil, I never could get used to the tank controls....

Admittedly, I wussed out of RezE, because like, Yawn (I am phobic AF of snakes).... but I like the reading about the lore, and I'll watch videos as long as that mutated snake ain't in there, oooooof

Turok gets way more fun if you look up some of the lore, btw - I hear you're a lore fiend ;)

Sorry, been away for a bit, now I'm back and happily intoxicated \o/

You already have I&II with D3BFG..... although to be fair I've never quite figured out the different compilations, Ultimate Doom and Master Levels and Final Doom all that, idk what BFG Edition has included, but I do know it doesn't have D64, so that might be worth..........

I mean, realize what you're walking into, I would actually turn you into the direction of the Turok games on Steam instead, but, that's me pimping an ugly but pleasing prostitu.... well =>

G-Man, hah, yeah I don't think any of us will ever understand G-Man, it gets worse if you dig deep into the lore xD the level design, though, except for that stupid bit in Xen, is pretty epic <3

I owe you a compliment btw, I was looking at your Doom3 screenshots, and it spurred a whole conversation with my dad, we started talking about Doom and Wolf3D and shareware and ..... it was fun, so, here's me complimenting Big D \o/

Ahh, Black Mesa <3 I still watch cartoons, it isnt age, I think...... what's the word the kids use.... I think its a buncha incels lol

Or, drink and smoke when I'm a dumbass ;) (I never understood the brony thing either but its... a thing, 4chan will outlive the internet haha)

Perfect time to break out the stock ubercharge, especially if you have a half-decent sniper on your team, or a decent spy (is there such a thing, I mean really xD)

I'm imagining a wall of engis on teufort's bridge, many teles and dispensers, but ahh, the sewers, for us mouth-breathing soldiers - come up behind them, as I recall sentries won't shoot behind their dispensers, at which point, its open season

or, again as a medic paired with a good demoman, sewer route, healer can watch demo's back for the french while he makes everything..... sticky - remember the natural instinct, you respawn and leave spawn, you see a tele, you take it, use this habit to your advantage

.....ahhh, the good ole days \o/