Recent reviews by SniperOnSunday

Notice that I have 1 hour on record. In that one hour, I have gotten as far as the epilepsy warning on the loading screen.
I don't have bad specs by any means, now. It's just that AAA studios these days think everyone has a $20k gaming PC, so they shove as much bloatware into their games as possible, and tell the rest of us to get bent. Definitely the best waiting simulator I've played, though.

That feeling when autopsy report is outdated.

Hunt Down The Freeman but good!?

Spent half an hour catching an endangered species so I could look like a stoner. 10/10

The original is so much better. Literally the only reason you should ever get Half-Life: Source is so that you can use HL1 assets in Garry's Mod. That is the only reason I can think of for getting the inferior version of Half-Life 1.

Remember, the most important person on your heli squad isn't the engineer keeping you in the sky, the pilot dodging RPGs, or the machine gunner relaying fire to the enemy. It's the redneck with a 0.05 KD blasting Paranoid from a soundboard.

Things you can do in Ultrakill:
- Deflect a bolt of lightning with a coin
- Parry a fist the size of a van
- Steal arms (and I mean literal arms)
- Return laser beams to sender
- Use coins for revolver aimbot
- Use those same coins for railgun aimbot
- Drink blood
- Commit genocide
10/10 game

Pretty enjoyable little space sandbox, even if the devs don't give a damn about it anymore. Vanilla was great, but workshop content is what really makes this game shine even without the promise of future updates.

"Free" my ass; The expansion packs altogether cost over $1000 USD. It's EA's typical method of taking a good game, and chopping it into a million pieces, only to give you the slightest hint of the original, and begging you to drop an entire band to get the complete experience. Do not recommend in the slightest. Matter of fact, I don't recommend anything under this ♥♥♥♥ publisher.

Good game, but the developer clearly has never heard of optimization. What the hell is this loading cycle?

It took me, and this is not exaggerated at all, 4 attempts at loading the game, totalling an hour and 37 minutes, to finally load into a server, before my game crashed no more than a minute later, and I just gave up.

Nelson, please fix your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ optimization.