Recent reviews by Doctor Mobius

perfection.

This is one of the best games i have ever played

Bought this game after trying it out for free in the Weekend. Turns out trial hours count as if u bought it so now after getting this game on discount and not liking it at all i can't refund this crap. gg

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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There is not enough content to keep you in interested for more than a couple of weeks. Also having seen the game at almost half the price after only one month tells you how much of a cash grab it is. And no having 4 games in one doesn't cut it since they released less maps and stuff for the standard multiplayer and all the games literally run on the same assets with different skins. This is not even close to a proper Battlefield. I think we can say the franchise is officialy dead now.

this game is bussin

day 7: A pack of Golden Retrivers joins my colony.
day 28: All are fully trained and properly named.
day 75: The oldest has a stroke so i had to put her down.
day 76: built an engraved Uranium tomb for my dead dog.
day 77: cry.
You'll be missed Laika :C feels sad as an irl dog owner. great game.

JUST
NO
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Half baked game. If it wasn't for mods you would get pretty bored after a couple of hours.

good