I love your pfp

Holy hecking poop why the heck cheese is so gotdamn expensive I swear to gad what's so special about the heckin cheese that a little piece of it costs more than a meal in mcdonalds and im talking about average cheese not the blue brie french cheese or whatever

Uh??? Hello 📞 📞👋?? Yeah cool person 🕺🏻 I’m talking 🗣🗣 to you 👉. Unless you would like a 👊 knuckle sandwich 🥪 you best listen here 👇. It’s me God 😳😎 and uuh, I saw you nut 🥜🍆💦. And basically 💅 it’s the one month ⏱ you ain’t allowed ❌ do that 🤷‍♀️ so uuh enjoy hell 👺 I guess. ⚡️⚡️

granny cream hot butter ice cream. you take the hot butter, mix it with the ice cream freeze it up, cool you can see it on your screen, put it in your microwave, make it real hot like a soup or a dip we call it heat n’ sip, very tasty and healthy too. granny cream hot butter ice cream.

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🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug. You're a plain stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from being annoying. When you die no one will mourn. I hope you eat 10 billion stones at once.