Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 SnakeNapalm

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 2:38am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2015 @ 7:13pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 5:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 3:23am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 2:59am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 3:10am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 5:16am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:03am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:40am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 8:52am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2017 @ 1:45am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2017 @ 3:46am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:07am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:08am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:35am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 5:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 3:16am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2017 @ 2:13am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:53am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:37am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:42am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 8:03am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 9:45am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 5:50am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:39am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 4:52am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:33am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 9:47am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:29am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 4:57am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 22 Apr 2015 @ 7:13pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 3:17am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 3:51am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 4:02am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 3:51am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:19am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 4:59am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 5:47am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 4:03am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 6:13am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 5 Sep 2017 @ 3:48am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 4 Sep 2017 @ 7:15am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

22 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30