I would personally do nasty stuff with this beautiful man.

The Holy Hole

Unlike this nerd I play Boom Bears on Stream, the best freaking game to ever exist. Did you know that playing that game cures you testicle cancer and also makes you grow a third one?? Yeah don't have time for such nerdy ♥♥♥♥ as this dude, but it was kinda cool to pretend. Sry, gotta go back to my Villa in the mountains and tickle my 3 1/2 wives with my teeny weiner. See you, nerds

Has stolen 399 of my subscribers on twitch during my Boom Bears On Stream stream. This freaking chicken wing of a guy flapped his oily crust right across my bank account and stole all of my slimey slim Jimmeys. Just wait until the lubes up your Tengine(tm) with his greasy gamer palms.
And what the flip, what!? Are you seriously playing the nerd experience simulator Hogwarts Legacy? Damn, I didn't know you enjoy bullying. Let me guess, the Slitherine are invading your pantiehoses through the rips you create by sitting on your bathroom stall? I bet you're the kind of person that buys themselves a snack machine at home just to pay for the actual snacks anyway.

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