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Scully: What makes you think they care about us anymore, anyway?
Mulder: So why have you bothered to come here covertly?
Scully: Because I realized that it was the only way that you
would see me.
"The X-Files: Little Green Men"
Scully: (reading from her prepared statement) I left behind a
career in medicine to become an FBI agent four years
ago, because I believed in this country. Because I
wanted to uphold its laws, to punish the guilty and to
protect the innocent. I still believe in this country,
but I believe there are powerful men in the government
who do not. Men who have no respect for the law and who
flout it with disparity. I have come to the conclusion
that it is no longer possible for me to carry out my
duties as an FBI agent....
Senator: Are you tendering your resignation Agent Scully? Is
that what you're trying
I’m sitting there watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and around 15 minutes go by and I feel a sticky wetness on my ass cheeks and ballsack. This is when I realized that the butter I had shoved up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had melted and leaked out onto my couch and it had a very distinct putrid stench to it. It had mixed with my ♥♥♥♥ to create something far worse than ♥♥♥♥. It was probably the worst thing I’ve smelt in all my life. It actually smelt many times worse than the time I had stuck a pickle up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and forgot about until the morning after.
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Post this on the walls of the 12 worst dota players you know...
If you get back 5 you're awful at videogames.
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BTW, am dood who loks fur wmen onlin, am lukin fer blawnd guurl wid beg shert and fny, am 18 yrs old n sixy wid bg musls, plz ad mi if yer interistd
And plus I have an entire set
B.m.o.c, All-father, Kringle Collection :3
your grandma walks in the room and hands you a pistol. Then she tells you to go kill another house mate. Do you: ask for a mini gun? punch her? do as your told? or shoot her with the pistol?
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