Recent reviews by Human Zaddy 44618

I am hesitantly giving this a thumbs up. Kind of need to be able to just give it 1-10 type situation. I am enjoying the game. I'm not bothered by the "woke" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everyone's on about. Mostly because I have more to do in my life than care about other peoples feelings.

I will say, this is far from open world, granted none of them ever have been.

This is a really assassins creed/parkour/force unleashed/MMA type magic game. ( I'm playing as a mage). That's pretty strange. I wouldn't say bad I guess, but strange.

The forums are filled with anti-gay stuff, so that's fun. Makes it hard to find useful information about bugs. Guys this game has been full of gays and trans people since day one, go review bomb something actually bad. I'm also 8 hours in and don't feel at all like any agenda is being pushed down my throat at all, so that's all clearly fake news.

Uh, idk. I'd give it a 6/10 so far. It's a very odd version of DA. I don't dislike it persay, but I'm finding a lot that feels weird. Not bad, just weird.

The mouth animations are god awful and the writing does feel like a disney movie and like it was written by disney.

9/10 games get disconnected by host (they say that'll be fixed, again).

There is the same minigames at ever location for the most part.

There are 3 types of weapons, and only 2 anyone really wants (shotgun/magnum). One is broke.

Getting disconnect by host kills your character, so if you get a high level because you one on level 3, you lose that almost immediately the next match.

There is a bug where even if you extract, you don't process as survived. So you lose any points you got. Survived on difficulty 3, got to level 23 in one go, extracted - back to zero in the menus. Tops.

Zombies are horrifically hard to kill with melee, making it a full on last resort. It's not fun, it's slow, clunky and not useful. The higher difficulties zero out the ability to really use it in a meaningful way.

There is 1 map. If you do all the different things on that map, you're bored in under 5 hours.

Most weapons are useless and do way to little damage for how little ammo you find to begin with.

There are bugs all over the place that will break the game.

There are bad ping and hit reg problems that can make you trapped easily, even if it says you have 25 ping.

Melee hit boxes are insanely close or far, depending on the weapon.

In conclusion;

I mean, really I could go on. They should have given this so much more time before releasing it. I get they need to drum up money and free QA for their game, but this is like, very very bad and bland. Especially from where they were in their 2022 state of game. They should have released that @ $10-$20 a pop since they already made it and began working on NMRIH 3 and let that be what this is.

Starting over from scratch to give it a UE5 overhaul wasn't helpful. The graphics still look last gen anyways, so you should have just stuck with what you had in UE4.

If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about, look up 2022 gameplay videos on youtube. This game was almost complete and they scrapped the entire project after being bought by Torn Studios.

I come back to this once in a while and get very hooked before abandoning it again.

About an hour in and it crashes, it didn't save anything.

Not doing that again.

Game out too long for this nonsense

Pretty amazing way to play these. I've never played anything but 1 and 2 so it was awesome to go through the rest on PC.

People complaining that the puzzles were hard aren't great logic. The only time we had a hard time was the shapes puzzle, and thats because we stopped thinking as a team for some reason for a good 20 minutes straight and just started guessing.

10/10. Short, sweet, fun.

People complaining about $12 for 90 minutes, I can't even buy two movie tickets for $20 here. Price is perfectly reasonable.

Even in this state where it needs so much content to be good, it's amazing.

Crashes constantly, completely unplayable as many others have said. Feels like paid reviews honestly with all the people saying they have no issues.

Will update if it's fixed.

This is how you make a single player game in 2024. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay to play, DLC rich ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, no need to be online, I don't even have an account setup with them. Bought it, installed it, played it. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banger ♥♥♥♥.

Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ change guys.

I legit think this game is pretty amazing. Spent a lot of time on it.