I sexually identify as a cow. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of roaming around fields and barns dropping hot milk for disgusting humans to consume. People say to me that a person being a cow is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install horns, udders, and tattoo every single spot on the local barn's cow on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Cow Level” and respect my right to moo from my heart and nibble at you. If you can’t accept me you’re a milkaphobe and need to check your cow privilege . Thank you for being so understanding.