bro i know you dont have the time anymore now that you've had your fifth kid but i really think you should start playing My Little Pony Online again. There's a new update that includes a pink fluffy dragon with dark purple stripes and has an emo haircut. Her name is Edge and i'm sure you'll love it. maybe you and your third wife can play it together

I am removing you from my friends list because we don't really talk. Do not take this as an illed action. I just want my friends list to be full of people who still conversate and interact with me. You can re-add me if you want, but do know that I have new policies and information for people who wish to add me, and I'd like for you to read them if you do wish to re-add me. Also I do not enjoy having dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ like you on my list so i'd rather not have you add me again, thank you. Have a nice life you fat slob.

We are invading. We are the Hive.

be my escort or get a deport

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on ISIS militants. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.