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hello is this the big chungus department

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason just so you would fit in

WARNING!!!!DON'T RP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥ing and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

penis

Excuse Me Buddy Lemme Just Squeeeeeeze Right On By You Here *Burps* Yuuppppp *Farts* Awww ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Haha Sorry About That Buddy *♥♥♥♥♥ Pants* Aww Could Use Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ Right About Now Am I Right Buddy? Heh Heh *Pukes In Mouth*

whr r u?!!????!!

Ur not epic?

wHATT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Never

are you still epic????

no

r u still an epic runescape main????

i aint dead bruh

SLOWTH COME BACK I MISS YOU

are you dead

come back to us maple story is gay

i love you

I know that a lot of people want to catch em' all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, | always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that l have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. l have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try.

ey guys I'm not gay, i dont play tf2 or watch anime. I play football. I accidentally clicked this steam because I thought my mouse was hovered over a hot girls steam. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

stop harassing me

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♥♥♥♥ hl players tbh

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

i appreciate the advice

Why the ♥♥♥♥ are weeaboos like this. My ugly ass weeaboo ass roommate stinks so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much it drives me crazy. He refuses to use deodorant cause "he doesnt like the smell of it", and he sometimes opts out on showers cause he doesnt feel like it. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eats so loud with his ugly filthy stinking mouth it's like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slimy blender. When he sleeps, he shuffles around so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much might as well call him lmfao party rocker weeaboo. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ makes these disgusting ass mouth gutter sounds from the back of his throat and with his slimy tongue, it's like im hearing some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alien having an orgy jesus ♥♥♥♥ he's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross. When ever i bring up any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing he gets all defensive "i dont wanna blah blah blah cause i dont like it". shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you ugly stinking filthy slimy ♥♥♥♥ since you're not going to reproduce make yourself less degenerative and clean your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ self up and learn some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ basic manners s2g

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