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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
41.0 hrs on record
I wish millennials never started creating media man oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god the writing sucks.

Music is nice enough, gameplay is fun for a limited amount of time, levelling system is unrewarding because only 10% of the cards are things you actually care for. Brought one character in from the originals and completely changed him for some reason. It's a shame the alternative scottish lady seemed to have the best stats cause ♥♥♥♥ she was annoying and tried way too hard to be funny in every single line of dialogue.

Also had this weird glitch where the credits rolled when there was still about 1-2 hours of gameplay left??? And then it said some stuff about "Hell-A is yours!" and a "New Game +"???

I wouldn't have touched this game with a 10 foot pole if I didn't feel obligated to just because I used to like the originals.
Posted 5 March. Last edited 5 March.
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1 person found this review funny
24.2 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
As long as the enemy teams aren't all heavys its pretty fun.

The highest sensitivity setting was also way too low for what I usually use so I had to turn my DPI up to 2100.
Posted 28 December, 2023.
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18.9 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Couldn't build fence gates on release that was pretty gay
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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111.3 hrs on record
It's as good as they say
Posted 10 July, 2023.
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15 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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24.7 hrs on record
Game was made primarily from the devs working at home during covid and turned out better than 3. Crazy what happens when Randy Pitchford isn't king hitting you in the office
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
371.4 hrs on record (37.5 hrs at review time)
Can't launch it with discord overlay on or it will crash on startup and a retarded amount of bugs and visual glitches in the campaign. Otherwise best multiplayer experience since black ops 4
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
11.4 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
Used console commands to get my portal gun model back cause it broke and it stopped counting my achievements afterwards :(

Also my brain is cracked cause HowLongToBeat said its an 8 1/2 hour game but i did it in 5 :^)
Posted 24 April, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
328.3 hrs on record (272.3 hrs at review time)
Manster Chinf

i enjoy seamlessly accessing childhood memories of me and my dad playing this
Posted 18 April, 2022.
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26.2 hrs on record
Game of the Summer, Game of the Semester, Game of the Year, Game of the century.

Bought it for $3 and the grappling hook is basically the only fun thing about it but i still went and liberated everything anyway.
Posted 18 April, 2022. Last edited 21 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Getting chased by jihadi c*nts is worse than any horror game.
Posted 23 June, 2021.
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