I've heard rumours that this guy is a real human being.

10/10 guy, highly recommend.

nerd times vijf

My VAC Bans

1 VAC ban is for Counter Strike: Source, and applies to all Source games.
This ban occurred 9 years ago when I was 10 years old, the game's unique weapon mechanics were clearly too difficult for me and I thought that this would be a great idea to try apparently, so that landed me with a ban that has lasted about 3,285 days so far.

1 VAC ban is for Rust.
My most recent ban; this occurred over 2,000 days ago and was the result of an increasing frustration to the game. The game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: spend 10 hours gathering resources and constructing a base, and then lose it all to a single mistake and a couple of minutes. I know that doesn't justify my actions; I'm plagued with this permanent label on my profile that people constantly prejudice against when I'm playing good, and the inability to play some games that a lot of my friends play.

I don't cheat anymore.

Among Us is a game where players take on the roles of crew members on a spaceship. It's really exciting! 🛸👨‍🚀👩‍🚀 But, um, there are impostors among the crew who try to sabotage the spaceship and, um, kill the crew members. 😱🕵️‍♂️🔪

So, um, John F. Kennedy was the captain of the spaceship and was playing as a crew member when the impostor, Lee Harvey Oswald, um, infiltrated the spaceship and, um, carried out the assassination. It was a really sad moment for everyone. 😔👨‍✈️👀

I hope that, um, helps you! If you have any other questions, please let me know. Thank you! 😊👋

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sala in de kom

nerd times two

Brawndo!
It's got electrolytes! It's got what plants crave!

My VAC Bans

1 VAC ban is for Counter Strike: Source, and applies to all Source games.
This ban occurred 9 years ago when I was 10 years old, the game's unique weapon mechanics were clearly too difficult for me and I thought that this would be a great idea to try apparently, so that landed me with a ban that has lasted about 3,285 days so far.

1 VAC ban is for Rust.
My most recent ban; this occurred over 2,000 days ago and was the result of an increasing frustration to the game. The game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: spend 10 hours gathering resources and constructing a base, and then lose it all to a single mistake and a couple of minutes. I know that doesn't justify my actions; I'm plagued with this permanent label on my profile that people constantly prejudice against when I'm playing good, and the inability to play some games that a lot of my friends play.

I don't cheat anymore.

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

I miss you

I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

I'm looking at your 7 Billion Humans, lvl 58 Good Neighbors solution in the optimized guide... Wow! How in the hell did you come up with that?!? I don't understand the logic behind it.

no u :^)

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1 year ago

I swear Sky, I didnt do this. I have bad punctuation too

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.

Top tier prankster, will ♥♥♥♥ you over at any given chance... +rep <3

˙uosɹǝd ʇɐɥʇ ןןıʞ pןnoʍ noʎ 'uɐƃɹo ǝɥʇ ƃuıƃɐɯɐp ʇno ɥʇıʍ uɐɔ noʎ sɐ ɹɐɟ sɐ ʇı ɥɔʇǝɹʇs puɐ uosɹǝd ɐ ɟo ʇno sƃunן ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ noʎ ɟı

Dude, we played Team Fortress ONCE

-rep bullied me on cs deathmatch and sent a bullyhunter to ♥♥♥♥ me

_rEp always predict hes gonna use some anime dude that has an afroo as a pfp

+rep overall great guy

oi you got a loicense for that banter??

oh..ok...




















pal

someone likes Saint Pepsi

Hey, Morty, could you hand me that BURP god on my workbench.
R-Rick, there is no g-god..
That's right, Morty! There is no God! ♥♥♥♥ you and my family. WUBALUBADUBDUB! ♥♥♥♥ ON THE FLOOR! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!
BURP Hey Morty did you go to the BURP store like I asked?
Y-yeah Rick I s-sure did our fans were t-there with me
Oh Morty BURP good 4th wall hey BURP did you BURP get BURP everything BURP on BURP the BURP list *BU
W-well I tr-tr-tried Rick except the l-last thing on the list
'God' is last on the list right BURP Morty?
Y-yeah Rick I couldn't find g-god-
Exactly Morty! No one can find God because he isn't real! ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ POOPY POOP WUB DUB
♥♥♥♥ GOD, ♥♥♥♥ RELIGION, I'M SMART, WUBBALUBADUBDUB GET SCHIFTWY ♥♥♥♥ ON THE FLOOR YEAH! NIHILISM! tips fedora
hey morty burp come here
o-okay rick
look up on that roof you see burp that right there look at that
w-what rick
that BURP god on the roof
b-but rick there isn't a god o-
YOU'RE RIGHT MORTY THERE ISN'T A GOD
SCHWIFTY DIARRHEA KILL ME NIHILISM

oh dayum

Anyway, hows your sex life

echo

echo

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-rep doesn't believe in communism

same

delete you're account

thank you

U watching cars 3 in theaters?

REEEEEEEEE

I'd suck a ♥♥♥♥ for 4$

punch me daddy

The puppets are so because they do not see how they are destroying their society, they are nothing but puppets to Stephanie and her supporter, much like the good hearted people of Europe do not see how those they help do not have their best interests at heart. In this genius representation, we then see the character of Robbie Rotten desperately trying to maintain Lazytown as it has always been, thus making Robbie be the stand in for the right wing in general, and the authoritarian brand of neo fascist reactionary thought sweeping through the continent in a desperate attempt to preserve old Europe.
Robbie always fails to make Lazytown be lazy, and that is because they puppets themselves must chose to oppose the refugee Stephanie so Lazytown, and by extenion, Europe, be preserved as they always have been. Robbie Rotten is the savior of the white race.

Lazytown is a post modern work of art, meant to emulate the state of the modern European continent, and the politics therein.
Stephanie is a refugee who arrives to Lazytown and immediately seeks to change the entire town and its customs. This is meant to be a parallel to the muslim refugees in Europe who have pushed to make Islam more represented in the continent.
When this fails, Stephanie begins to ask help from Sportacus, a man who uses strength to aid Stephanie's cause. In this sense, Sportacus is representative of ISIS, or of jihadis in general, and their quest to destroy Europe and replace it with an Islamic Caliphate.

And legends speak, that Duane is more than man. Having lived for 2016 years, it is no surprise that A.D. stands for "After Duane" and that B.C. means "Before Cool". He will dance forever in our hearts and forever in the shroud of ambiguity, living on in the funky fresh moves of the many who dance. Dance on, Duane. Dance on.

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up before i ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you

-rep autist

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I dragged myself beneath an ambulance.
There was a woman already lying there.
"Save me!" she was sobbing. "Help! Oh God, I don't want to die!"
I tried to take her hand but it had been amputated above the wrist.
"Help," she implored. But no one could hear her. No one could hear me.
We lay there choking and blind, listening to the enormous roar that constituted the death rattle of the World Trade Centre.
Struggling to breath, I yanked her skirt up over her hips and tore her pantyhose.
"Doctor, doctor," she moaned, mistaking me for a paramedic.
Beauty, I thought, is the chance meeting, on an operating table, of a sewing machine and an umbrella.
I unzipped my pants and lifted her leg knowing that no one would pay any attention if she screamed.
They were too busy screaming themselves.

- -George Bush.

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on