This is true.

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This is true.

Loses a game of Rocket League... by 4 goals... proceeds to hold me hostage with 15 own goals in a row, refusing to skip replays.

What a sad a pathetic sore loser you are.

I've never seen a man Side B on shaggy more in my entire life
+side B
+get new buttons
+ratio

-rep
My brother in christ please stop pressing side special.