Recent reviews by Slick_Rick

gud

I almost have beat the campaign, and I have nothing to do. So what do I do? Grab Unrelenting Force, and shout chickens and rabbits off of cliffs.

10/10

TL;DR:

11.3759838532859806589623896985693689265/10

walking simulator, and don't eat the bristleback leather!

I made a character named Bear-Cat. Reason for this is because I found some bear hide on one of my other guys, so I made a Khajjit and named him Bear-Cat, didn't even bother to use the dock, and just used console commands to:

1. Walk on water

2.Make my speed and every other attribute above 10000

After I got my clothes, I made an oath to eat everything I find.

I had eaten so many things I think I had over the effect limit(seemed like it, was going almost to my minimap). I had so many effects my friend(who is a Elderscrolls veteran, he's been playing Morrowind esp since 2005. also he has everything in the game without cheats) couldn't identify them all.

Then came the day, I slaughtered a pig. I found some bristle-back leather. Seems like a fancy snack, so I ate it. To my surprise it gave me infinite blindness. Not even the most powerful console commands could make it go away, not even magic spells. I then couldn't see anything so I just left the game. Bear-Cat will forever be in my heart.

After that(a few weeks ago) I made a guy named Halgor the Old, and called it a day. He looked somewhat decent, but the Morrowind characters basically represent spawns of satan himself; so there aren't really any 'nice' looking characters without mods.

I made him a legit character, and completed my first mages guild quest. It was very satisfying, considering I had to walk like 100 million miles there and back. I got back and waited for my next quest.

New quest, yay!--wait, you're joking, right?

This guy wanted me to walk basically to the other quarter of the map. I'm like: "Screw this, peace out homies!"

Also there's some pretty creepy looking lady in the mages guild.

Pretty fun game, esp when you play with friends over Skype. :o There really isn't much p2w because you pay in game currency to keep your weapons, and the currency you get at the end of every round depending on your performance that round.

Pros:
-Fun with friends
-Great graphics
-Fun game even WITHOUT friends
-Playable weapons(unlike most f2p fps games out there, if you pay you have the advantage; and usually more money = higher advantage)
-Runs somewhat well

Cons:
-Hit detection is okay, but could be better.
-Not a lot of optimization
-For some dang reason there are foreign users in NA servers
-HOLY SLIDE, BATMAN! (although it's fun yourself)

Good game!